• (dontknow.wav, 478K) Stan: "Zev was a crew member. She died. That's all that's left of her." (790 sobs uncontrollably) Lyekka (to Kai): "I like Stanley better than I like you." Kai: "Why?" Lyekka: "I don't like dead things." Kai (to Stan): "I do not understand what she is."
• (idied.wav, 659K) EJ Moss: "Humanoids! Hi, how are ya?" (Lyekka licks his nose) Stan: "Well, I definitively am, and Lyekka, I'm, I'm not, well, I think she's a plant, and, uh, Kai, Kai *was*..." Moss: "You were?" Kai: "Yes, I was. Until I died 2009 years ago." Moss: "You did...(stammers)...wow...that's somethin!
• (horror.wav, 277K) 790: "Promise you won't harm Xev?" Kai: "I don't make promises I can't keep." (tosses 790 away, and he screams) 790: "Oh, the horror..."
• (gorgeous.wav, 252K) Kai: "Hello, gorgeous. Goin my way?" (sound of Kai snapping Cananna's neck, then his demented laugh)
• (2life.wav, 393K) Xev: "Hi.." Kai: "It is nice to see you again...Xev..." Xev: "Maybe she can help bring you back to life too..." Kai: "I do not contain protein."
• (dressed.wav, 494K) Xev: "Oh! I guess I better get dressed..." Stan: "How?" Xev: "Well, I'll have to make somethin?" Stan: "Out of what?" Xev: "Cluster lizard, of course! (cluster lizard growl)" (790's exuberant laughter and the sound of Lexx taking off)
• (recon.wav, 389K) Moss: "One hour recon. I'll go forward. Busch, you go aft. Bando, you got the bridge area." Bando: "One hour recon, bridge area, check." Busch: "One hour aft, check." Moss: "I'll meet ya in one hour. Be careful of that guy with the hair." Both: "One hour, yes sir, Captain." Moss: "Watch out for the girl." Bando: "Watch out, yes sir, but I'll just be thinkin of my Sally Sue." Busch: "And Me Mary Moo." Moss: "One hour, gentlemen."
• (pederest.wav, 49K) 790: "Unhand me, you pederest!"
• (savemoss.wav, 831K) Kai: "Stanley. I have been observing Lyekka...and searching my memories to better understand her." Stan: "Eeahhh...what?" Kai: "Her food gathering strategy is to imitate other life forms so these targeted life forms will not act defensively before being consumed. Lyekka consumed Busch and Bando." Stan: "Wha what, you mean she *ate* them?" Kai: "Yes." Stan: "Oh, that's just great...well you going to save Moss?" Kai: "I have no motivation to save Moss from Lyekka. Or Lyekka from Moss."
• (sort.wav, 1005K) 790: "Please, I'm concentrating!! Hands of gold...buttery thighs...breasts that were the perfect size..." Lyekka: "Who are you talking about?" 790: "Zev, of course, you pale imitation of the female form!" (cryopod opens and Kai steps out) Kai: "You have need of me?" Stan: "Uhm, yeah, I think so. Uhm, this is Lyekka. I used to know Lyekka a long time ago, and I was dreaming about her, and I woke up, and there she is. Or at least, uh, something that looks like her." Kai: "What sort of a thing are you?"

• (wake.wav, 1292K) Kai: "You know what, Gibble? You're a rotten kid. Yeah! You dumped dongslanger in the toilet, and you wake the dead. And when you wake the dead, fatso, form dictates you join em! Eat up! Chow down! (various strangling noises)"
• (bcareful.wav, 62K) Kai: "Be careful how you wake me."
• (aroma.wav, 41K) Stan: "But I like a little aroma!"
• (dement.wav, 1047K) Kai: Singing the Brunnen G song dementedly, and the subsequent sound of Lexx powering up and blasting away at the moth.
• (dlaugh.wav, 72K) Kai laughing like a psycho.
• (hi.wav, 142K) 790: "Hi.." Xev: "Kai!" Kai: "Bye."
• (sodead1, 810K) Tad: "Please, Cannana? Please?" Kai: "Please, Cannana, please...you didn't treat her right, Tad. You're a bad boyfriend. So she dumped you. Just like I'm gonna do. Tad: "Who is this? Enox, I'm gonna tear you apart!" Kai: "Who is this, Enox? You're never gonna see Enox again, Tad. Or Cannana, Tad. Or anyone else for that matter, Tad. (laughs) Tad: Oh yeah? Well I'm shakin so hard I can't finish my poo-poo. Enox, you are so dead, man!"
• (sodead2.wav, 461K) (various toilet noises, then Kai pulling out his brace and going, "Ahhh") Kai: "You are so dead, man..." Tad: "Ahhh!"
• (mrh.wav, 86K) Kai: "Maggot retirement home..."
• (laleen.wav, 764K) Kai: "Laleen...Laleeeeeeen...I'm coming!" Stan and Laleen: "Ahh!"
• (rampage.wav, 368K) Kai: "Be sick. Be imaginative. Kill them all, one at a time, in cool ways..." Cannana: "Don't kill me, mister..." Kai: "Go on a major psycho rampage. Have fun. Hoo!"
• (fun.wav, 678K) Kai: "I have killed mothers with their babies." Stan: "Lexx, I thought I told you to blow up the moth!" Lexx: "I'm sorry, Stan. I missed." Kai: "I have killed great philosophers, proud young warriors and revolutionaries. I have killed the good...the evil...the weak...and the beeyoutiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his Predecessors, and apparently, the *fun* *never* *stops*!"
• (more.wav, 384K) Kai: "Who's first?" Stan: "Me!" Xev: "No, me!" Stan: "Me!" Kai: "How sweet. What, well then we'll just have to take turns. How about I take a little bit from each. And then a little bit more...and then a little bit more...and...MMORE!!" Xev and Stan: "Ahhhh!"

• (sickstan.wav, 835K) 790: "Furthermore, he stinks. It is unlikely that he will live much longer. I suggest we wake up Lyekka so that she can eat him." (Xev hits him) Kai: "I believe Lyekka prefers healthy, living things. Stanley may not be acceptable to her in this state." Xev: "What's causing his condition, 790?" 790: "I have no idea." Xev: "Are you telling me the truth?" 790: "Of course, Xevilicious. If Tweedle dies, then you will be the only living protein left for Lyekka to consume. So it is temporarily in my interest for the security guard to remain alive. Xev: "Then what's wrong with him?" 790: "I do not contain the entire complement of biodiagnostic data. But I do got a whole lotta love."
• (ingrate.wav, 29K) Rhoda: "Ungrateful bitch."
• (effect.wav, 661K) Kai: "Whenever a Divine Shadow died, his brain was removed and his body was sent to Ruma for burial." Xev: "Why Ruma?" Kai: "The planet's core contains an unusual combination of elements which emit a....an isotopic frequency of low level radiation...which somehow manages to keep the bodies in a semi-living state." Xev: "Radiation? Will it effect us?" Kai: "It is not known to effect the living."
• (billow.wav, 644K) Rhoda: "The dead people, we..." Kai: "The *billowing* clouds." Xev: "Kai?" Rhoda: "The, the, this man has the uniform of a Divine Assassin..." Xev: "Yeah, a former Divine Assassin--he's with us now." Rhoda: "Oh..former...ha ha...then I guess we'll just, uh, take your captain in and uh, give him mouth to mouth or something, we'll work on him..." Kai: "The *burning* hills."
• (bower.wav, 332K) Kai: "The billowing clouds that puff and flower are calling me to an ancient bower." Xev: "Kai, what are you doing?" Kai: "I must sing my song!" Xev: "Don't go far!" Kai: "Whooo!" Xev: "Kai!"
• (swings.wav, 166K) Kai: "Swings...spins...*turns*..."
• (free.wav, 253K) Kai: "Where no thing is, shall nothing be....only then, will I be free."
• (1wheel.wav, 271K) Kai: (through a skull) "The wheel it turns, it comes around...it makes an ancient *rumbling* sound...a-hah ha hah..."
• (squak.wav, 391K) Lyekka: "Hello, hello, can anybody hear me? Is anybody there? Stanley?" Kai, matter of factly: "The wheel, it turns, it turns around. It makes...and ancient rumbling sound." Lyekka: "This is not Stanley." 790: "Where's Xev?!?!"
• (brain.wav, 142K) Stan: "What are you doing?" Xev: "I can smell your brain, Stanley." Stan: "Ufff.. Stop it!"
• (poem.wav, 689K) Kai: "Gather round the wheel my friends, and make amends, and make amends. All this is about to end. The night doth bleed into morn...sunlight seeping through the dawn. Decay, forlorn. The wheel doth turn, it *rolls* around....it makes an ancient rumbling sound."
• (welcome.wav, 742K) (grumpling of ex-Divine Shadows in the background) Kai: "The wheel it turns...it *spins* around...fellows! (laughing) Come, come. Share with me your tired tales, and let my windy words fill your empty sails, as you travel across grey hills, and brownish dales. Welcome. Welcome."
• This one's for DrDel: (grind.wav, 60K) Kai: "The *grinding* wheel!"

• (790_undr.wav, 31K) 790: "I am a robot that wants to live in your underwear."
• (artificial.wav, 38K) Kai: "I have only a little artificial life left."
• (brace.wav, 33K) (Kai's brace noise)
• (darklite.wav, 115K) Kai: "In the Light Universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the Dark Zone, I will be light."
• (desirable.wav, 48K) Kai: "You are clearly...desirable...and beautiful."
• (iknow.wav, 14K) Kai: "I know where he is."
• (intro.wav, 388K) Kai: "I am Kai. Last of the Brunnen-G. Millenia ago, the Brunnen-G led humanity in a victory in the war against the Insect Civilisation. The Time Prophet predicted that I would be the one to destroy the Divine Order and the League of 20,000 Planets. Someday, that will happen. But not today. As today is my day of death."
• (mercy.wav, 311K) Kai: "I have killed mothers with their babies. I have killed great philosophers, proud young warriors and revolutionaries. I've killed the evil...the good...the intelligent...the weak...and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his Predecessors, and I have never once shown any mercy."
• (motivation.wav, 35K) Kai: "I am experiencing a strange sense of motivation."
• (stanedit.wav, 322K) Chorus: "Stanley Tweedle is a god, a warrior and a gent. We are not fit to suck his suck his feet or dine on his excrement. At night we croon by the light of a moon of his courage and his creed, hey ho there he goes, oh woe for his foes, long live the Tweedle seed. Stanley, Stanley, top of the hero class; Stanley, Stanley, we live to kiss his assssssss...."
• (stilldead.wav, 22K) Kai: "I am still dead."
• (want.wav, 13K) Kai: "We want your help."
• (wehave.wav, 16K) Kai: "We have the Lexx."
• (pleasure.wav, 33K) Xev: "I'm programmed for pleasure."

MP3's

• Brigadoom
  • Two Hearts, 2071K
  • We Are The Brunnen G, 1537K
  • I Must Leave, 2092K
  • We Welcome Death, 1536K
  • Accusations, 845K
  • Dull, Dull, Dull, 2129K
  • Go Beyond, 1522K
  • Remember (Go Beyond Reprise), 1512K
  • Trial, 1060K
• Miscellaneous
  • Zev's Shower Scene, 3086K
  • Brunnen-G Fight Song, 817K
  • Love Muscle, 1735K
  • Fantasy Dance, 2133K
  
  
  
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